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Frequently Asked Questions

Does this company have standards when it comes to my privacy?

You will never ever be spammed by us, nor will your information ever be sold to a third party for spamming. We use the information you provide ONLY to complete your order.

How can I tell how the shirt(s) will fit?

size chart

Our Quality Shows Through.

You may be able to get a cheaper product elsewhere, but you're going to know how cheap that product is when it falls apart in your washing machine. We want you to buy your next favorite t-shirt from us. We want that shirt that you go to when you want to wear a comfortable, long-lasting tee that you always turn to for moments of casual comfort. Just to prove that what you buy from us is made with pride and dedication to quality, we offer all of our customers a guarantee that they can contact us with any issue, and we will make it right. A company that sells a faulty product won't make such claims. While we do sell slim fit t-shirts for those of you who prefer them, the rest of our product is made with 6.1 oz cotton tees. That's quality that you can feel.

I Am Having Problems With The Shopping Cart Accepting My Credit Card

The most probable cause is that the information entered into the "Billing Information" fields do not match the card issuer's billing information. Review this first. If you are sure your order should be going through, run through this short list.
  1. You probably should go back to the billing address and give it one more hard look. This is almost always the point of concern and you might save yourself a lot of time by looking again.
  2. When you move, you have to change your information with the company that issues your card. Sometimes it can take months and months to get this data changed. Try your old address
  3. You may just want to use a different card.
  4. We are an American-based company and have a Toll Free number for American residents. This number is 1-888-687-4478. You can call for help between the Central Time Zone based hours of 9am and 6pm.

Why shouldn't I just go buy a cheaper shirt from BRAND X? / Are these shirts worth the money or will they just wear out on me?

You want your t-shirts to be long-lasting with bright designs that don't crack or fade. Well, that's what we provide. Our shirts are 100% cotton and preshrunk for convenience and quality.

Every Time I Make A Selection To Buy, It Refuses To Show Up In The Shopping Cart! Help!

When you place items in the shopping cart to buy, the cart will not recognize them if you do not have cookies facilitated in whatever Internet Browser you are currently using. This is a privacy setting in whatever browser you are using. Our system is safe and secure, so you can activate cookies with no risk here by changing the settings in your Internet browser (instructions). You can set your cookies preferences in the "tools-options-privacy" tab of your browser (instructions)...OR you can call us at 1-888-687-4478 (TOLL FREE for U.S. Residents) from 9am to 6pm CST to place your order.

How do I know that security is a priority when you take my information?

If you are having doubts about using your card on the Internet, let me explain the process so that you will feel more secure about it. When you decide you want to buy something, you'll click the tab that says "add to cart." You are then whisked over to a different, secure server that no one has access to, not even the people who work here. When you order is complete, the transaction is handled using Authorize.net, which is where almost all Internet transactions are securely handled. Your information is kept private because no one ever has access to it. Please feel safe ordering from us, and know that if you do feel uncomfortable using your personal information on the Internet, that you can call us TOLL FREE (United States only) at 1-888-687-4478. You can still call us if you are not a resident of the United States by calling us at the number 1-731-588-5690.

Restock Charges May Apply

All of the shirts you buy are made the day after you order them to your exact specifications. That means that on orders above a certain price range will incur a restocking fee if they are returned, and the return is not due to anything our company did wrong. We are not responsible for refunding shipment costs.
Order TotalRestocking Fee
$1 - $1000%
$101 - $49920%
$500 - $99930%
$1000+50%

How long will it take to get my order shipped?

Happy customers are the most important thing to us around these parts, and extremely quick shipments make our customers happy. You can expect shipments to go out within 24 hours of paying for your shirts. Since we advance orders to production so quickly, you get your shirts very fast. It takes a day to advance your order and a day to move it through production. Your order then ships the same day it is made. We advance orders Monday thru Friday, 7am to 3pm CST. We don't work on holidays or weekends. When payments for orders are fulfilled on one of the days we don't work, then your order is pushed down to the next day we're open. If you pay for your shirts on a Sunday, we'll get your order on Monday and jog it forward through our production facility and then to the post office. We pride ourselves on keeping a fully stocked warehouse here, and the vast majority of the orders that come in are ready to be made and shipped quickly. We scarcely ever need to order supplies for an order to be completed, but if we do it usually only takes a couple of days for us to restock and ship your order. There are a few times when items are on short supply and we have to order them so that your purchase can be completed and shipped. If that is the case, then it will only add a scant 2 days to your total shipping time. Compared to many of our competitors who do not care as much as we do about shipping speed, that's still VERY fast.

If you've waited until the last minute to buy a gift, or if you need your shirts for a special occasion in a very short amount of time, there are several shipping options open to you when you order.

If you are a resident of the U.S.A., then you can pick from three different shipping options that we've made available.

  1. Our Standard Shipping is still very fast, taking only 3 to 8 business days for you to get your package.
  2. Expedited Shipments are for those people who are in a real hurry to get their order in the mail, and you can reasonably expect delivery somewhere between TWO and THREE business days.
  3. Express shipping will take 1-2 business days to arrive.
NOTE! If you are ordering from the states of Hawaii or Alaska, then your shipment will come to you through Priority Mail, which will be 5-10 work days. These times for delivery are all estimates based on our past dealings with the U.S.P.S. We cannot foresee complications within the Post Office's system. If you supply a working email address, then you will receive tracking information at the time of shipment. This excludes PO BOXES, HAWAII, ALASKA, and INTERCONTINENTAL ORDERS.

Our International friends from the nations of Denmark, Germany, Finland, Netherlands, Australia, Norway, New Zealand, Great Britain, Canada, North Ireland, and Sweden are welcome to order using our International Shipping option. When you are ordering from outside of the U.S., your orders can take anywhere from 4 to 8 weeks for delivery...this is never truer than during the Christmas rush, so please take this into account when ordering. Do not expect your orders in a week if you order Internationally! Once your package starts its journey across the water to you, we no longer have the ability to track that order for you at this time.

We are legally bound to give a full description of the contents of your package to Customs Agents, as well as the monetary value of those contents. If you request that we mark your package as a gift, it will have no bearing on our requirement to supply this information. We will not take responsibility for any additional charges tacked on by Customs, so please take note of this responsibility when ordering. If you are ordering Internationally, please call your local CUSTOMS Agent to answer all of your pertinent questions on the topic.

If you are currently serving in the United States Armed Forces, then please allow me one moment to thank you sincerely for your service to this country. We are proud to ship our shirts to any APO/FPO Military Destination. We cannot use any other shipping options besides our Standard Shipping, as Military Addresses cannot be shipped to with the Expedited or Express Mail Service. We cannot give you an approximation of delivery time to APO/FPO addresses, so please disregard the listed times above. Please be patient for overseas orders.

We use USPS Standard Shipping for all orders going to PO BOX addresses. These shipments are usually completed within THREE to FIVE business days.


These are some really cool shirts here, but I like my shirts on the back and shoulders of the shirts I wear.

That would be no problem at all. If you want the shirt designs placed on the back, please proceed with your order as normal. When it comes time for you to enter any special comments, merely say that you want your shirt designs placed on the back of the shirts. We'll do this for you at no extra charge.

I want to order a shirt from you, but I don't have access to a credit card. Is there any way I can still order?

Of course you can still order! All you need to do is to follow the steps below, and we'll process your order for you.
  1. You need to do your shopping first! Once you have locked down what shirt, what color, what size, and what style of shirts you want...now you need to email me that exact information by CLICKING HERE. You'll also need to make it clear that you are needing to mail your orderpayment to us.
  2. When we get your email, we will respond quickly with your total owed for that purchase. That includes the shipping and handling fees. This will be your invoice that includes the address to ship your payment to.
  3. When you get your email, print it out! This will be your order form. Include a money order for the total amount, including shipping. Put that in an envelope addressed with the address we supplied on your invoice email and give it to your postman. We'll ship those shirts of yours out as soon as we get your mail in hand!

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